Execute Jokes
June 21, 2013 Leave a comment
There are so many jokes out there about computers. I’m sorry I haven’t done this in a while, but I completely lost time on finding some good jokes.
Here are a few good ones that will surely make you laugh!
If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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Here’s the last one. It’s some funny code.
if (computer.fail == true) {
background.setColor(blue);
user.frown();
sys.shutdown();
user.scream("OH, F**K YOU");
}
// Awesome and Keep Chewing!