Dear Mr. Bill Gates

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

Hi! I’m James. I’m an aspiring programmer who wants to change the world through technology, like you did. You are a legend and a role model to me. Your story defined an era that no book nor story can retell. I love your Annual Letter, highlighting great things that technology has done for us humans. I really enjoyed the Microsoft commercial that aired in the Super Bowl called “Empowering.” That video touched me. It tells us that technology continues to become more and more important in our society. You are one of those men and women to thank for being a pioneer of technology and the technological revolution. So, thanks.

I’d like to take this moment to say that I’m sad to hear that you are stepping down of a chairman position in the company. I want to congratulate you for the success Microsoft had in the past two decades, and I know that the company will continue to be successful. Of course, you’ll always be the Founder, but it’ll be quite different with you not leading the crusade. All I wish is that you continue to help the world, especially the youth, to embark on the journey that is Computer Science. I believe that the world does need more programmers (but not a lot; I don’t like competition) and I know that your vision of spreading the education of Computer Science throughout the United States is awesome.

I also wish Satya Nadella the best as he will be taking charge as the new CEO. Just tell him to promise us one thing: keep hard drives alive!

I hope you the best in your future endeavors and may you Live Long and Prosper.

Now, go fix Windows 8.

Seriously.

Yours Truly,
James (DR34DNOUGHT)

Bill Gates at the Harvard Campaign Launch

Bill gates is blaming IBM for the infamous yet loved Ctrl+Alt+Del keyboard combination. Typical Gates.

By the way, this was my idea.

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`The Penguin' says...

Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates at the Harvard Campaign launch. If you look around the Internet, this video is highlighted for Bill Gates complaining about Ctrl+Alt+Del being a mistake (around 16 minutes into the video). There’s a lot more to the video than that; it’s quite amusing to listen to.

William H. Gates III COL ’77, LLD ’07 Q&A | The Harvard Campaign by Harvard [YouTube]

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Execute Jokes

There are so many jokes out there about computers. I’m sorry I haven’t done this in a while, but I completely lost time on finding some good jokes.

Here are a few good ones that will surely make you laugh!

If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?

I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

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Here’s the last one. It’s some funny code.

if (computer.fail == true) {
    background.setColor(blue);
    user.frown();
    sys.shutdown();
    user.scream("OH, F**K YOU");
}// Awesome and Keep Chewing!