Math Jokes
January 14, 2014 2 Comments
In celebration of Math, here are a few math jokes that’ll surely make you giggle. If, for some unexplainable reason, you don’t get it, Numberphile has a great video explaining them.
- A man walks into a bar and asks for an order 10 times more drinks than everyone else. The bar man says, “now that’s an order of magnitude.
- An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first mathematician orders one pint, the second ordered one-half a pint. The third ordered one-fourth of a pint. The fourth ordered one-eighth of a pint. Eventually, the bar man gives two pints and says, “you mathematicians, you just don’t know your limits.”
- Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.
- How do you make seven even? Remove the s.
- Two cats are standing on a roof. Which one falls off first? The one with the smallest mu.
- What did zero say to eight? “Nice belt.”
- What do you get if you cross a mosquito and mountain climber? Nothing, because you can’t cross a vector and a scalar.
I’ll be honest, before I even watched the explained portion (I basically skipped each explanation and went through the jokes first before actually watching the video in full), I didn’t quite get most of them (especially numbers 2 and 7). After the video, I laughed and continued on with my day.
Here’s the video from Numberphile:
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